Frootcake Man's very own story about his life so far.

Frootcake Man was born in a city somewhere in America. His mom was a regular human but his dad was a door. Yes, a door. Anyway, his real name is Rob. So baby Frootcake Man Rob crawled out of his house one night, but couldn't find his way home. So eventually, baby Frootcake Man Rob became a loner.
But little did he know, a gang had just started up. It was the baby loner gang, lead by a toddler named James. Unlike many other toddlers, James really liked veggies... or veggehs. James found baby (Frootcake Man) Rob and asked him if he would wanna join his gang. "Whatever," baby Frootcake Man Rob answered. So for the next few years, he was in the baby loner gang. Over the years they called it the toddler loner gang, the tween loner gang, then finally the teenager loner gang. This is when things got a little more interesting. With the other gang members, James plotted the downfall of Teenager Rob. "He's getting too powerful," he said "we need to bring him down." So later that night, James went alone to Teenager Rob's house. When Teenager Rob came to the door, James put a gun to his head. Thinking quickly, Rob grabbed a Frootcake from the doorside table and threw it in James' face.
From that moment on, Rob was officially Frootcake Man!
James was in a coma for six months. When he woke up, he was Veggeh Man, sworn enemy of Frootcake Man.
The other members of the gang joined Veggeh Man's forces, and to this day they cause veggeh mischief in the name of Veggeh Man.